I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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