This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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