oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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