you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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