I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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