And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
What a dumb baby whore.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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