its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it hurts more in the daytime
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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