what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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