yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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