id be glad to
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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