You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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