i may or may not be watching the land before time
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
