I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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