So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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