I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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