Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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