the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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