Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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