I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
last night I used snow as a chaser
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