found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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