question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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