Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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