do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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