didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
whose parrot is this?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Randomize
