I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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