At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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