I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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