I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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