am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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