They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
