let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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