i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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