He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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