That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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