I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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