i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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