No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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