Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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