You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
