if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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