I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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