The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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