god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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