I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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