I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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