I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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