But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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