Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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