Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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