Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
nutella sex= disaster
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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