So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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