You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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