3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Me. At least after what I've been through.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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