i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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