What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
