All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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