I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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